But will it have porn?

Yeah but then you don’t get a promotion because you didn’t have an impact… I’m sorry, impact is not in my job description.

Do you know any that connect to Plaid to get transaction data from my banks?

The randomly fired 2 people on my team one morning. I think we’re doing the evil shit Amazon does with stack ranking. It’s so toxic. Fuck this place, you only get the bare minimum now. Anyone know of any software engineering unions?

It was a quote from them…

We shouldn’t be making water and energy intensive manufacturing in a hot desert.

Tax the shit out of them!

The hackers are AT&T and illegal acts of the US government

I understand these references.

I would point out that Google has been “carbon neutral” with it’s data centers for quite some time, unlike others who still rape the environment ahem AWS.

Someone tried this years ago at Startup Weekend (SocicalEyes). It never took off.

Are you a busty outdoorswoman?

Cheaper to use Backblaze b2

There is a manual release on the inside … So yes you are.

Now imagine you are under the ocean talking to Aquaman.

Making money == making as much money as possible. They just gotta stay in the black

Most batteries have 5 year warranties.

Not true, keep extra batteries and put a solar panel on your rig (vehicle or trailer) to charge the dead ones while you work. Maybe keep a battery generator for cloudy days.

They probably want to bury it by making their Prism more SEO friendly

First order of business, shut down the linked in side and go all in on games.