I have yet to witness a fulfilled life that is not flush with 20 Robux a week.

/S just in case people thought I gave more than two craps about Roblox.

Joking aside, retail therapy is a thing. Some people shop when they are lonely/bored. Ask my exwife.

Plot twist! By then you will need a second job to fund your child’s Need for Robux.

Bep bup! German Bot here!

“Das ist richtig” means “That is true”

Like and follow this bot so its creator may someday claw themselves out of the joyless pit they have dug themselves.

: pours one out for every dude that had a GF that lost herself to a Pinterest Interest wall: (or vice versa)

Quickly? Granted, it was over a decade ago, but it took 6-8 years for Myspace to die proper , by my recollection.

I still wish I could bop over there and check in on bands that probably imploded a decade ago.

It looks exactly like a ‘rad car’ that I doodled in my social studies notebook after slamming two bottles of Robitussin.

And also, if one of the wheel motors breaks down will the inevitably obtuse software of the car allow me to drive on three wheels, or will it sit idle until a certified technician arrives and inputs a service code?

This post reminded me to take my meds.

But… It may alert you to the existence of a game that has a completely different mechanic than the one presented in the ad!

On the contrary: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungazing#:~:text=Sungazing is the unsafe practice,often near dawn or dusk.

This is very true, but every porch pirate isn’t a moral free tweaker willing to do whatever it takes to score. I think the average down on their luck schmuck would have fewer qualms vandalizing an automated delivery system.

To be a man whode read 3765 posts is more than I asked for.

I’ve literally had a guy with the same pitch, but it was LinkedIn that allows embedded videos.

Haven’t heard from him in a while. I think he may still be in rehab.

Goodbye dental plan!

More Zunes, please. My Zune 30 has dead pixels and the battery is on its way out.

Damn thing lasted longer than my marriage and an 8 year relationship after that.

Yeah. I’m not famous at all, but I could imagine it would be troublesome trying to migrate a popular account with thousands of followers to another service.

Even if you were successful, you’d probably only retain a quarter of your followers because most people can’t be ballsed to dl/sign up for another app.

Half your followers on Twitter are probably bots or inactive anyhow, so take that as you will.

Speech is free, as long as it is positive or neutral irt his assets.

Am I the only one that misses a thick bezel?

Imagine being a five year old and being forced to film an unboxing vid whenever you got a toy in the mail.

Imagine becoming popular online at 6 and the toys start coming in the mail so fast you can’t even play with them, there is always more unboxing to do.

Imagine being 14, and everytime you tripped, sneezed, misspoke, cried was documented and shared across a dozen networks.