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State owned media doesn’t need to make a profit

with no video controls so you just have to watch the whole thing.

oh you missed something, better watch the whole fucking thing again, with ads of course.

I could probably shave a few seconds off that if it was written in assembly

if it was compiled then probably a few days

consumer TVs are so ridiculously cheap precisely because of all the smart phone home nonsense

anyone who doesn’t already know this doesn’t want to be helped

are they though?

could be literally any app I never open

I use newsgroups btw

Xitter. Pronounced Shitter

“We buy gold” … “with bitcoin”

is that a thing yet? let me just open a Xitter account real quick …

the rest will just call it unplanned

You, Sir, win the internet

“We are reviewing the court’s opinion and will continue to defend the rights of libraries to own, lend, and preserve books.”

Unpopular opinion: They stepped out of their fucking lane. There are already laws that protect actual libraries, in fact most nations have laws to ensure libraries have access to all locally published works.

One good thing to come of this is I’ve now joined my national and local libraries.

Ook!

oh look I’m never going to Glasgow either.

These fascists are really saving me some money.

as long as data caps exist anywhere on the planet all internet advertisement is theft.

“A woman wrote that joke”

relevant xkcd

I love skibidAI toilet

This reprieve from modern life brought to you by the colour Black