That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

And I’m sure they won’t keep logs of that sort of thing.

I can never again log into my email or other private account on someone else’s computer.

You always mess up some mundane detail!

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

XXX will shock you!

Or slammed…

No joke there, you’re completely correct.

I don’t mind having ads in my face every day and being tracked constantly if it means I can play games with my friends for an hour a week.

• Everybody, everytime someone mentions switching to Linux

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

Hey it’s me ur brother…

This is totally going to be a Black Mirror episode.

Or being to to google the problem with the only result being the question you just asked.

Not open source, and I believe an account is required.

But they could be paying the most money even more.

This might be cheaper than you know… Products designed for such activities.

No but they can beam ads directly into your brain!