Paramount is foaming at the mouth.

Is it a coincidence that when Elon Musk makes a douche move, more of the satellites are lost?

The Prompt: “AI, create a soda flavor!”

The response: “Heres a recipe for a soda flavor… 1C corn syrup, 2C carbonated water, 1tsp your choice of food coloring. I could have prefaced this recipe with 10 paragraphs explaining the history of soda littered with browser breaking ads, but I am not a sociopath.”

But I thought Biden was against these big corporations!?!?

/s

South Africa had a web designer market? Colormesurprised .com

Edit: i dont even know wtf i just linked but to save your soul please dont go to it.

Ya man. This capitalism should be dying off any day now… as soon as I finish my starbucks while playing starfield in my rented condo… meh… ill think about it next week.

The Superior Court of Alameda County is charging roughly $1 per page to get legal filings. To download the entirety of the court proceedings to date, the court wants $2,999.

Alright, fuck it! Lets build our own soft serve ice cream machines… with blackjack and hookers.

Why do any of these people continue to work there under such deplorable conditions? I understand the warehouse workers dont have other opportunities and for many its the only employer where they live. But damn, Amazon treats its tech workers like shit and continues to make bad decisions day after day that only benefit those at the top.

Cant afford a horse either. Double screwed.

Well my drivers license of a penis is really going to pay off this time. unzips pants

Im just seeing already failing companies grasp straws called AI and hope no one notices.

“Our AI designed eyeglasses.” “This AI formulated workout routine.” “And Techno Wizardry will calculate the value”

All tells me that these companies would be better ran by AI and the marketing department should be changing careers.

Dont the older chips suffer from a greater performance drop from spectre and meltdown vulnerabilities?

Lemmy guess… this is your 2nd go with a social media platform?

Lemmy sit you down on my knee son and let grandpa here explain how social media worked in his old times of facebook just like I sat on my grandpappys knee and he explained to me the days of AIM.

/s

The only people butthurt are politicians, journalists and artists that essentially copy and paste shit.

Basically all the jobs that can be done by a trained monkey.

Yall youngins shoulda been there for the days of Stile.