Patapon Enjoyer

Aren’t Alibaba and Huawei huge on opensource?

I would definitely raise a bastard for 5 figures every month.

That’s so me

How do you connect that weird cable?

It partially fixes a single problem of the many caused by car-dependency and car-centric infrastructure

For twice the price.

Certified “you criticize capitalism yet you live in it” moment

I’m surprised the auto cartel aren’t making them be banned like chinese smartphones tbh

Gotta have that neoplasia smell

You’re face

to face

with the man who sold the world

Judkins said that after the finger test, a lead cybertruck engineer at Tesla said he did the video wrong.

lmao

Hundreds in a box somewhere

Just get an old one, they still work lol

(note: they might not work for making calls I dunno)

To shreds, you say?

You gotta understand that metal this shitty is hard to find.

Stop using Chrome while you’re at it

Anytime a chemist hears the word “chemicals” they lose a week of their lives

They came up with a “solution” for the drying problem. You need to keep the printer on forever so it doesn’t let it dry.

“Look me over, if you like what you see, help out. If not, vote for the other Biden”

He’s definitely making sure everyone knows it’s him and not the other Biden

Nah it’s basically the button cops press when they want to kill someone that turns off their body cam except it’s for when you don’t want the CIA to see you crank it to clown fart porn