That’s why you middle-click all off-site links.

You’ll pry my RS-232 and PS/2 ports from my cold dead hands!

You maniacs!

Do you like fight scenes on moving cars?

Mastodon has RSS built-in. Just add “.rss” to the URL to get the RSS feed.

Are you telling me that some things do react well to bullets?

They think that believing ridiculous things is a virtue, and they get training on how to do so every Sunday.

I always thought it was Cary Elwes.

Pascal, too.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

I read a couple of Tumblr blogs. If I could follow them from Mastodon instead I could delete that app entirely.

Freax.

That’s the kind of user-friendliness that Linux just can’t compete with.

https://youtu.be/O818btW2PYY

No. That’s not true. That’s impossible!

Or they could just put a port in the TV where you could plug in your choice of gaming device.

Clean Code With a Vengeance.

We’d already switched to optical mice in 2004.

I mean, wasn’t that what /r/lounge was for?

Then use the same technology to make a 300 mile battery that’s half the size and weight.