As a wise Arabian parrot once said, “Why am I not surprised? WHY am I not surprised!?”

Welcome to the club. Your lan port is over there. (Insert broadcom chip joke here)

Too real indeed.

Oh I definitely remember this. Completely forgot about it

That’s very fitting.

You’ll be happy to know that I bribed my kids into watching the 1990 TMNT live action movie this weekend. The younger one loved it, but the preteen was full of critical commentary the whole time. Go figure. But hey, I won one of them over to the TMNT side.

We were specifically told that it doesn’t count if you’re not at an office the majority of the day. Everybody was joking about doing that at first.

Can I come with? I need to jump ship too.

I don’t know about the meeting part, but the rest of the stuff in the article is correct. Can confirm.

US here. Also sounds good

Dear god yes. Please just let me deal with the conflict before the kids make it worse.

Shall we work on writing the algorithms to making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? That’s always a fun one to explain the concept.

You’re not wrong, but it’s a process that can be improved. I will 100% say that we’ve had better results in person for newbies, BUT it is not a valid reason as an overall rule. In my mind, the benefits far outweigh the downsides. Fuck the office (not the show, it’s amazing)

Accurate. Also, these are the right comments to make publicly during stand-ups.

Try out Fedilab if you’re on Android. I’m not by any means a big user of Mastadon, but it really improved my experience over the official app.

I still don’t really “get it” in regards to microblogging platforms, but I do occasionally find interesting things.

This is where my mind went. Wondered if the reduction in heat would allow further overclocking/defaults on both CPU and GPUs. I don’t know that much about the actual hardware and how it works though.

I miss 3.1. the blue background was a specific blue and the gray taskbars were gray. What a wonderful time.