TheHalc

We desperately need electoral reform.

In a more diverse political landscape like the ones enabled by proportional representation, it’s very hard for a single party to be able to reach a majority without coalition partners.

If the Tories had to rely on coalition partners, there’s no way they’d have been able to hold a coalition together this long - they can hardly hold their own party together at this point.

Nuclear submeringue. The new season of Bake Off is getting spicy.

Because it’s toxic for the type of brexiteers who objected to the EU because it meant there were more foreigners in the country. Even “worse”, these people will mostly be visible minorities.

This is a crucial constituency for the Conservative party.

I’m sure they’ll have a great time when there’s no one to pay their pensions.

I wouldn’t put it past this government to develop torpedoes that would be triggered by small boats - nominally for “modern assymetric threats”, but actually for killing refugees.

They’d be torpedoing those boats if they thought they could get away with it.

Just make sure to add comments like

//Magic, do not touch

To make sure no-one accidentally breaks the spell.

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