Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.
We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!
Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.
We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!
I have and don’t call me Shirley.
Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.
Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.
Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.
Which the employees should.
The workers will take the blunt of the executive’s mismanagement.
“It looks like you are trying to prevent a nuclear meltdown. I can help with that.”
I agree. I was being very sarcastic and didn’t put the traditional /s.
The US freaked out over TikTok harvesting private data yet barely shrugs at how US companies are routinely harvest private data and sell it.
Remember, when Western companies violate privacy that is okay.
When non-Western companies do it, that’s bad.
I’ve been told I’m pretty good with my mouth.
Not everything needs to be bleeding edge. We still use forks and spoons cuz they just work.
I use my hands, even better than forks and spoons.
Burn a ton a cash to become the only major player in the market and the proceed to enshitify as no one else has anywhere to go.
It’s porn. In fact, it’s porn all the way down.
This is why we need the SCP Foundation.
I’m starting to think our entire economy is built upon ads.
Edit: Word missing
They are all the biggest snowflakes. The slightest criticism breaks their fragile egos. Billionaires really require a safe space.
The Adeptus Mechanicus welcomes all.
I hereby propose the we take a random techbro or wanna techbro or other techno shit and sacrifice to them to our new Machine God.
The yearly sacrifice is a honor as the chosen one will have their conscious merge with the Machine God.*
This will allow us to propel our understanding of technology to new levels. For the Machine God will be pleased.
*=Results not guaranteed. There a risk of not merging conscious with the Machine God.
Quite talented people, it’s once again a case of major management fuck up and devs paying the bill…
Workers pay the price for mistakes made by the C-Suite.
Alanis Morrisette plays