They should compare them to the COVID outbreak in 2017 in Kansas City.

They should call it the Ladyshave.

Every smart person told them, “update the grids before adding solar.”

But did they listen? No. Because updating the grids was an expensive and difficult endeavour and they just wanted to lower their costs first.

I live in a better world.

A sillier world.

“Mr Cook, why isn’t your company’s bluesky account just Apple?”

“Apple was taken. We respect the guff of the individual that currently holds that account. And will be using our current account going forward.”

“Do you feel that people may not associate Crabapple@bluesky.social easily with the company?”

“Look… we respect the individual, but we’re clearly not happy with the situation.”

And the enshittification begins…

I thought Nigeria wasn’t cool with necrmancers?

Same as the old boss…

And my turds!

Mmm… Serpent Road…

Commercial flatscreen panels.

He purchased the platform because he was forced to buy it after he fucked around.

Unfortunately, we’re the ones that get to “find out”.

Ready or Not rules: If trump doesn’t win in november then Musk and his entire empire explodes.

And then there’s Kansas City…

Interesting…

What are his predictions for life in the year 2525?

If they ruin Google Fiber I will personally de-bone every one of those motherfuckers.

Brilliant.

No notes.

Sounds like the perfect time for artists to sue and get their fair* share of that.

*All of it. They deserve all of it.

And the week after that, we’ll find out that the sub didn’t even go into the ocean. They crushed it in a car compactor.

Dumpster fire vs. Diaper landfill.