Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

Ah, ok, so it might only be newborns.

What???

Ok? Well that’s what an age limit would imply, isn’t it?

Huh? So…only children get to use social media…?

Lol, yes that’s a very good point.

Bug accounts, or big? Bug as in programming?

Is 500,000 actually a lot? Honest question, my sense of scale with these things is shaky.

I hope they enjoy my 25 million screenshots of Buffy, Angel, and Stargate.

It’s technically true. “Has built” can be past tense.

Mehta said the tech giant has built “the industry’s highest quality search engine”.

This is not wrong. They have done this, in the past. And since then, it has taken a nose dive.

That sounds like an excessively large battery.

Yes, most of my jobs have had people who take vacation.

Odd. Why didn’t he just have one delivered to him like a normal person?