The very living embodiment of Dunning-Kruger. She’s like the Blue Jam sketch where they send a moron to retrieve an impounded car, because it is impossible to argue with a moron.

Look at this nobhead flicking Vs like he’s Liam Gallagher.

Nowt wrong with a tty interface. All you need is a gif->ASCII converter and you can view the images too.

This thread is a great example of why they don’t like to let (most) software developers talk to the customers.

Contrast is Satan to designers, because being able to distinguish the zones of a UI messes with their perfect colour blocking.

I can’t believe Nige isn’t even going to pretend to do his job. Shocked.

It’s nearly Spring, I’ll give you that.

Nothing breaks after 5pm because there aren’t any developers still doing releases.

Thank you dead Thatcher for the spectacle of watching rival buses racing to get to the next busy stop. It was not at all weird and dysfunctional.

He should have left it out in the rain.

Zero-code has been about to make us all redundant for about five decades running so far.

Starmer predicts twelve terrible plagues and twenty years wandering the desert before the British people can have fifty p Freddos again.

Now it’s possible to browse hundreds of movies you don’t watch to watch from the comfort of your sofa.

Did he stutter every word like Hugh Grant trying to propose to Angie McDowell?

New edition is just an incoherent rant about the “woke mind virus” trying to destroy him for “just saying what everyone is thinking”.

Yeah, the Lib Dems are still basically irrelevant.

Dame?! We really still doing the thing where British toffs have to be cartoonishly evil like we’re living in a Mel Gibson film?

What do they even expect? They know who’s site they are using.

Worth $1 billion or valued at $1 billion?

UK universities are fucked. Government made it about how much tuition fees they could earn, and they could earn way more from overseas students than from actually skilling up the populace. Now the Chinese are reaching a tipping point where they don’t need to go overseas for education anymore, and the entire UK system will collapse without that money.