It… is Tom Hanks.

Don’t worry. They will.

Boy, do I have some bad news for you…

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/amazon-used-algorithm-essentially-raise-prices-rcna123410

I always love when people pretend to be mystified that someone has trouble running programs on Linux when I, a non Linux user, see plenty of examples of people having trouble getting programs to run on Linux scrolling through “Everything” on Lemmy

I’m sure Google employees get Premium for free

Christofacists is my preferred term.

You willing to risk your house, life, and the lives of your children in that?

Did you mean to come off sounding like a pretentious douche?

I’m looking forward to shorting the shit out of this stock

I’ve never called anyone a “ctiminals”

Do you have voting shares?

They have their headquarters in Texas though

Those who down voted you are either idiots, or hate clever wordplay

Well, Walmart can go fuck itself. Not for this, but for it’s other terrible business practices

It’s easy: don’t reproduce. The world is literally burning, yet most everyone seems to think they’re special enough the world needs them to keep pumping out spawn. Wanna reduce your carbon emissions? Get a vasectomy.

ITT: A lot of triggered bad parents

Captcha in shambles

Cloudstream says you need to install sites from repositories in order to stream. What sites or repositories should I avoid at all costs?