And all the Furbys their little hearts desire!

$100 top Apple is literally nothing. So are they technically lying? Yes. But in all actuality $100 means nothing to them.

There’s a LOT to complain about Apple, but this is just semantics.

I want to make schnozberries a real thing. Are we just listing things we want now?

It’s both.

No, that was Sabre and their printers.

I think we should make a show about our various theories about a big bang. I propose we call it The Big Bang Theory.

I’ll see myself out.

Leap Day William at it again!

Got em!

Coke. Lots and lots of coke.

How about totallylegitfacerecognition.exe?

I’m incredibly pro union. But union or not they have just as strong of a case.

Nice

Always will be

Yes

Jokes on you! I’m trying to keep my tomagochi (sp?) alive now!

Shut up dad! You never came home from getting smokes and milk!!

You can’t tell me what to do!! You’re not my dad!!!

Never has been

Done. You’re fired.

Yes. Don’t mess with T Swizzle! Her and her fans will FUCK. YOU. UP.