I feel like some people are just emotional reactionaries. They see a certain story, and in their own mind they make the story worse than it is, and treat their feelings as fact.

I have no sources on this, or proof that this guy in particular is doing that.

…wait, am I doing it right now???

Hmmmmm…

Literally never heard that name before. I assume he fights G.I. Joe in the 1980s?

Are you Jeff Goldbloom?

Fred at his height was the most subscribed person on youtube.

These people aren’t celebrities. They’re blink and you’ll miss it wisps in the wind. Their downfall happens real fast once people stop giving a shit.

I mean…you’re the only one engaging. Up until 3 days ago I had zero concept that this person existed.

So just shut up, and he’ll go away. You don’t see anybody talking about Fred anymore. HEEEY ITTSSS FREEEEDDD!!! Remember him? Barely? Exactly.

But what if they keep doing it anyways?

Ban from what exactly?

Ok…but now what forces these companies to actually pay? What happens if they just DON’T pay?

How much space does it come out of the box? I bought my PS5 a year ago.

It came with 667GB of space. Some games take up 100gb.

And now you want to make it digital only??? Uhhhh, fuck that. You better be giving me like 1000 terabytes.

That’s why your favorite letter is R.

Debt.

Sooooooo…no list of what those apps are?

I grew up in the 80s.

“Large TV”

Me, having grown up in a time period where 13-19 inch 4:3 tvs were the norm, and 25 inches was big screen.

“Oh, you can find 40 inch tv’s pretty cheap!”

sees the rest of the title

“Oh…so the yardposts have moved, have they?”

Hello, fellow humans. I too am human, just like you! I have skin, and blood, and guts inside me, which is not at all disgusting. Just another day of human!

Won’t you share a delicious cup of motor oil lemonaide with me? It’s nice and refridgerated, so it will cool down our bodies without the use of cooling fans!

However we too can use cooling fans. They will just be placed on the ceiling, or in a box, or self standing, and oscillating. Not at all inside our bodies, connected to a board controlled by our CPUs that we clearly don’t have!

Now come, let us take our colored paper with numbers and pictures of previous human rulers and exchange them for human food prepared by not fully adult humans who haven’t matured to the age where their brains develop the ability to care about food sanitation. Then we shall complain that our meal cost too many paper dollars, while recieving less and less potato stick products every year. Ignoring completely the risk of heart disease by indulging in the amounts of food we desire to aquire.

Finally we shall retreat to our place of residence, and complain on the internet that our elected leaders are performing poorly. Rather than terminate the program vote the poor performing humans out, we shall instead complain that it is other humans fault for voting them in. Making no attempt to change our broken system that has been broken our entire existence, with no signs of improving. Instead every 4 years we will make an effort to write down names of people we’ve already complained about in the hopes that enough people write down the same names, and that will fix the problem.

Oh. Shall I request amazon.com to purchase more fans and cooling units? The news being reported that tempatures will soon reach 130F on a regular basis, and all humans will slowly perish.

Shall I share photographs of the new CEO of starbucks who’s daily commute involves a personal jet aircraft, which surely isn’t compounding the problem at all?

Actually I have. But I didn’t use it as sn excuse to invade Canada, and start blowing up schools and hospitals in an attempt to take over Canadian land. I didn’t run around killing others for my misfortune. But if I had, I would FULLY expect the Canadian military to do anything it could to kill me.

Good. As long as it doesn’t target civilian areas.

Soldiers can always defect or surrender. Don’t want to face Ukraine’s army? Don’t be in Russia’s army. It’s that simple.

I consider every Russian soldier complicit in this invasion of Ukraine. Otherwise they wouldn’t be there.

See I look at it differently.

An upvote means:

You’re the coolest person that’s ever lived, and I’m desperate for you to put your baby in me, even if that’s not biologically possible! You should be supreme ultimate being of the universe, and all shall cherish your existence until the end of time!

And a downvote means:

You sack of shit! You human garbage! Nobody loves you. Everyone hates you. The world has a better time when you’re not around, you waste of human skin! Your parents should have used a condom, and the world regrets they didn’t every day. Go live under a bridge, homeless, dirty, and alone, you genetic waste of space.

Supercalifragalisticexpialidocuious

Edit: 10 people here didn’t grow up with Mary Poppins…

I’m unclear on context. Are you saying Mbin users can see who upvotes/downvotes?