Have you forgotten that we’re in the Stupidest Timeline? You’ve forgotten haven’t you?

I remember thinking the same about Johnson once.

Welcome to TERF Island. Try the butterbeer.

Yesterday’s Man can fuck off back to yesterday. Fuck the Guardian for giving him oxygen.

Caught you, Jake!

Good point! When we’re at home managing ourselves, we can take advantage of all kinds of productivity hacks that wouldn’t go down so well in the office.

Remember: with conservatives it’s always projection.

Mogg thought you were slacking off wanking at home.

Practically and politically impossible.

Please understand.

You err.

But it is possible to sell public assets so that they can’t be bought back.

I’m a donor to Led By Donkeys and I fully support this action. The election of Trump would be bad news for both our countries, and all the other ones, and anything that recalls how terrible the last government was in the minds of the British public is constructive.

Yep, I have been assaulted many times in many ways for being a cyclist.

Speaking to the FieldsportsChannel podcast, Swales said: “The qualifications of an ethnic group, there are five of them, and we hit everyone straight in the bullseye.”

I’m looking forward to hearing this unpacked in court. Either the law is an ass, or it will be incredibly funny.

He would look pretty good decorating Micklegate Bar.

I didn’t say it was likely.

I hope he dies from it.

Haha lol no we’ve got no influence any more. We’re just a wet little island covered with transphobes. Give us 20 years to rejoin the EU, if it survives that long, and maybe you’ll start hearing from us again.

Jesus Christ that’s 13 seats for Farage. I expect he’ll lose a few over the term to scandal, but that is far too many.