Why not just make a new account and not constantly talk about your old accounts so it’s harder to link them? Honestly you aren’t that special and all this complaining is going to make trolls come out in order to get more of a reaction from you.
Also you’ll probably be the first account I block hooray.
I bought mine (HL2270-DW) 12 years ago for college. Last week I plugged it in after it sat for several years and printed off some stuff for family with 0 problems. I think it’s only on its second toner as well.
I always called it a nub. I haven’t used one as an adult but I could definitely see myself calling it the clit mouse.
Delete system32 obviously