Desperate Tory rebels have hatched a ‘100 days to save Britain’ plan which would see Rishi Sunak replaced if the party suffers drastic losses in this week’s local elections
Remember Ed Miliband? He was a terrible politician because someone took a photo of him at the precise second his face looked funny while eating a sandwich.
That feels like a real sliding doors moment in modern UK life - because of that sandwich we got Brexit and years of Tory misrule.
I have said before that I’d go back and slap the buttie out of his hands. I mean, it wouldn’t be the first thing I’d do after inventing time travel but it’s in the top ten.
That feels like a real sliding doors moment in modern UK life - because of that sandwich we got Brexit and years of Tory misrule.
Probably wasn’t even British bacon FFS.
It’ll be that Russian bacon, coming over here subverting our political process.
Though it’s all a bit jokey, I also kind of believe that’s to some degree true.
It’s the new generation’s “If you discover time travel, go back and kill Hitler”.
I have said before that I’d go back and slap the buttie out of his hands. I mean, it wouldn’t be the first thing I’d do after inventing time travel but it’s in the top ten.
Next day news. Labour supporters invent time travel. To abuse Jewish eating bacon.
You just can’t trust the motives of the left wing elite.