If it works. Don’t Teslas still have problems in his stupidass underground Vegas loop? And that’s pretty much as ideal driving conditions as you can get.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won’t get VC techbros their yachts, though.

Didn’t Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?

Nah, it actually is graft, because it’s specifically him using his government position to enrich himself, for instance by taking bribes. Grift is the general case of dishonest money, although there’s usually a connotation of scam involved.

I figure he’s decided that’s he’s squirreled away enough graft money and is deliberately trying to get booted from office so he can pull a runner.

That’s because pretty much everything does cause cancer eventually. That’s just a consequence of how cellular division works. The trick is knowing how much exposure to any given thing is needed to cause cancer, and whether you’re likely to reach that threshold before you die of anything else.

I mean, wouldn’t paying for Truth basically be bailing President Loser out?

Defendants also argue that Musk needed additional incentives to stay on at Tesla or he would spend more time at SpaceX, where he could fulfill his galactic ambitions to establish interplanetary travel, colonize Mars, and potentially earn more money in the meantime.

Not like he even actually does anything at Tesla anyway, between all the people they’ve got to babysit him and his spending all his time shit posting on Twitter.

I’ll believe it when Judgement Day happens and I die in nuclear fire when the wi-fi turns against me.

I’m still wondering why he was even fired in the first place. I’d thought that perhaps I just hadn’t paid proper enough attention and missed the reason, but nope, no reason was ever given.

Considering that it is apparently possible to be in charge of like 6 different companies at once and still spend your entire day shitposting on Twitter, corporate fatcats obviously aren’t actually supposed to do anything productive as part of their day-to-day tasks.

Never got the appeal of paying to watch internet randos faff about to begin with, so screw streamers in general?

Because of Metaverse? Wow, that’s just sad.

Of course, I’ve got an Epic account specifically for the weekly giveaways, and have spent no money of my own (because fuck paying for DRM if I don’t have to). So I guess I’m also part of their problem? Meh.

Didn’t Neuralink fail animal testing? Something about most of their monkeys dying from the trials? How did this get to human testing?