Oh I doubt it’ll ever happen in my lifetime, at 67 I’ve probably only got 20 or 30 years left anyway. But maybe my daughter will be part of a united European state.

Adopt the Euro, dispense with the monarchy, enrol in a European Defence Force.

What does ‘anti-top shell design’ mean?

The Socialist Workers Party turn up to literally everything

or the opening of an envelope ;-)

No single administration has the ability to totally fuck up the country in the amount of time they have.

Trump: “Hold my Diet Coke”.

Yes same here. Still reach for the volume control occasionally though. Moving up and down the cruise control and what have you is a bit fiddly as well, so I usually don’t bother.

Exactly, where was the coffee whilst the poster was using the toilet?

There’s a nasty little goblin of a bloke where I work. Toilets for all offices on the floor. He takes phone AND coffee. Splashes everywhere, doesn’t flush.

I’d like to flush him instead.

That’s how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.

Just Google it!

chod

Now there’s an insult I haven’t heard in a while.

Take my upvote!

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Just twigged, it’s that David Sullivan. Good, he can sod right off.

Not always due to poverty though, there’ll be a few parent that just don’t care and haven’t taught the kids to wash properly. Others find laundry an alien concept.

We see loads of people with dirty clothes, unwashed and stinky come through our centre every day. They have phones, vapes and weed. But not deodorant.

Sorry, that’s not the art of the deal.

No thanks septic, we’ll stick with the salad lady thanks.

;-)

Which new one? There’s a few to pick from.

He just need his hair styled by fireworks.

He’s going to go to Oxfam now.

Because that’s what he was doing and he assumed everyone else would.

Besides, what difference will it make?

He should be forced to spend time in the stocks.